Episode 1 : Parralox
Fame at last, darling! Edina's due to appear on Richard and Judy in the morning and an invitation to Christmas at Trudi
and Sting's can't be far behind. She'd better be ironing out those wrinkles - luckily Patsy has just the thing...
Episode 2 : Fish Farm
Surprise, surprise! Eddy has a garden and there's a sexy, aristocratic gardener in it! Time for her to crank up the old
va va voom and set about finding his country seat.
Episode 3 : Paris
Move over Naomi, Kate and Gisele, Patsy's back in front of the camera, as Eddy, Saffy, and Bubble join her for a magazine
photoshoot a Paris. A mother and daughter spread beckons - that is, if Saffy manages to survive Edina's idea of sightseeing.
Episode 4 : Donkey
"I'd just once like to take my clothes off and not be marked by them..."
Two weeks into her detox diet and Eddy's found a muscle in her arm for the first time. Meanwhile Patsy's undergoing a
transformation of her own - by losing her trademark 60's fringe.
Episode 5 : Small Opening
"I know the kind of little play you will have written. It'll make Mummy Dearest look like Winnie the bloody Pooh!"
The shame of it all! Saffy's written a play about her life and Edina is horrified. Just how fat is the actress playing
her going to be?
Episode 6 : Menopause
Womb prayers echo all around the house as Eddy and Patsy join Menopausals Anonymous. While Edina rails against the group
hugs, a new, altogether fluffier Patsy is about to emerge...