Fame at last, darling! Edina's due to appear on Richard and Judy in the morning and an invitation to Christmas at Trudi and Sting's can't be far behind. She'd better be ironing out those wrinkles - luckily Patsy has just the thing...

 

Surprise, surprise! Eddy has a garden and there's a sexy, aristocratic gardener in it! Time for her to crank up the old va va voom and set about finding his country seat.

 

Move over Naomi, Kate and Gisele, Patsy's back in front of the camera, as Eddy, Saffy, and Bubble join her for a magazine photoshoot a Paris. A mother and daughter spread beckons - that is, if Saffy manages to survive Edina's idea of sightseeing.

 

"I'd just once like to take my clothes off and not be marked by them..."

Two weeks into her detox diet and Eddy's found a muscle in her arm for the first time. Meanwhile Patsy's undergoing a transformation of her own - by losing her trademark 60's fringe.

 

"I know the kind of little play you will have written. It'll make Mummy Dearest look like Winnie the bloody Pooh!"

The shame of it all! Saffy's written a play about her life and Edina is horrified. Just how fat is the actress playing her going to be?

 

Womb prayers echo all around the house as Eddy and Patsy join Menopausals Anonymous. While Edina rails against the group hugs, a new, altogether fluffier Patsy is about to emerge...