Episode 1 : Cleanin'
Eddy's got a 'lap pool' in the bathroom, an office downstairs ("cocooning, sweetie") and buttock shapers down her Gaultiers.
But Saffy's on her way home...
Episode 2 : Book Clubbin'
Mariella Frostrup seems oblivious to the merits of OK! Magazine, but at least Eddy discovers her grandchild will be mixed
race - "the Chanel of babies!"
Episode 3 : Panickin'
Accidentally locked in the "panic room", trout-pout Patsy and Eddy devour the emergency champagne and settle down to
watch Saffy on the CCTV.
Episode 4 : Huntin', Shootin' & Fishin'
"What's that noise darling? It's driving me mad."
Patsy and Eddy are with the country set, looking to kill small animals and get some "gamekeeper action".
Episode 5 : Birthin'
Should Eddy witness the birth of her grandchild or support Patsy (and a Chicago-inspired Katy Grinn) at the hottest night
Episode 6 : Schmoozin'
Down at Abbey Road, Eddy and Patsy reminisce ("You didn't have a favourite Stone... you had them all.") - and meet up
with an old flame - Elton John!
Episode 7 : Exploitin'
Having the baby around brings out the earth mother in Saffy, the demented in Eddy and the werewolf in Patsy... if they
can just smuggle the baby out, Jean-Paul Gaultier's up for a shoot.
Episode 8 : Cold Turkey (Christmas Special)
Eddy's first Christmas at home - a crane's put the tree in place, Bubble's got the presents from Bond Street and Patsy's
flat out on the floor - and this time its not the Bolly...