Episode 1 : broadcast 4th March 1988. Guest starring Joan Bakewell and Squeeze.

1 - At home Part 1 - "Most of my leg bones have fallen out."

2 - Dance Quickie - Shakin' all over.

3 - At home Part 2 - "Have you brought the hamburgers?"

4 - Dance Quickie - Shout!

5 - Teenagers Contraception talk at the bus stop.

6 - 8535937 - Song by Squeeze.

7 - At home Part 3 - Merle Oberon talk and Raw Sex advert.

8 - At home Part 4 - Dawn sings Madonna and they both sing the song from 'The Snowman'

9 - Murial and Maddy - Artists profile with Joan Bakewell.

10 - Dance Quickie - Gary Glitter.

Episode 2 : broadcast 11 March 1988. Guest starring Toyah  Wilcox and Steve O'Donnell.

1 - French & Saunders Cable - Breakfast TV, including Thumper the rabbits death and the weather.

2 - Fat Blokes - Watching Miss World.

3 - French & Saunders Cable - Celebrity Joke by Dawn French about potatos.

4 - Raw Sex music spot.

5 - Chaimber maids.

6 - The extras on a Toyah Wilcox video shoot.

7 - French & Saunders Cable - Chat show. "Heated and balanced debate."

8 - Prima Ballerinas - "A dancers feet is her tool."

9 - French & Saunders Cable - Alexandra Palace -> Credits.

Episode 3 : broadcast 18th March 1988. Guest starring Helen Lederer and Kirsty MacColl.

1 - French & Saunders Removals - Part 1 - "You want us to move everything from this flat sir?!"

2 - Fred and Friends - Katharine Hepburn and Ginger Rogers.

3 - French & Saunders Removals - Part 2 - Packing skills.

4 - Posh women in fur - "Your coat is still alive."

5 - Kirsty MacColl song with Raw Sex.

6 - Body Builders - Presented by Mavis Nicholson

7 - French & Saunders Removals - Moving the sofa. "Oh my god the man is back!!"

8 - Jackie and Lianne - Holiday plans/packing.

9 - The Farton Sisters Show - A song about love. With Helen Lederer.

10 - Credits --> French & Saunders Removals "Only cost us 22 grand" and finally a shot of two builders yelling at men as they pass...

Episode 4 : broadcast 25th March 1988. Guest starring Ben Elton.

1 - Coming up on French & Saunders. With Ben Elton for a few seconds.

2 - Raw Sex Pet Shop Boys Spoof.

3 - School Geography Trip. "We're sitting at the back right!"

4 - The London Experience.

5 - Fat Blokes in the Pub.

6 - At Home - Learning Italian and then French.

7 - School Girls - Giant Buiscuit.

8 - At Home - Learning French.

9 - School Girls - Playground fight.

10 - At Home - Learning Japanese.

11 - Cat Food Advert with Cat supplied by Star Pets and Helped by May. --> Credits

Episode 5 : broadcast 8th April 1988. Guest starring Adrian Edmondson, Lenny Henry and The Proclaimers.

1 - Pot-Holers Part 1 - Guide Rope.

2 - Young Sportswomen of the year winners.

3 - Pot-Holers Part 2 - 300 miles into the earths core.

4 - The Proclaimers.

5 - Dorrena Pethabridge - Mother of Elvis' love children : Elvine and Elvesse.

6 - Pot-Holers Part 3 - No Guide Rope.

7 - Raw Sex.

8 - Dinner Party - "Sauce is on its way Sue!" with Ade and Lenny.

9 - Pot-Holers Part 4 - Photographic Records.

10 - Raw Sex.

Episode 6 : broadcast 15th April 1988. Guest starring Robbie Coultrane, Lulu and June Witfield.

1 - Jennifers facial surgery by Dr. French.

2 - Dawny Seymours guide to a romantic life.

3 - Jennifers surgery - Bed pan moment, then a musical number by Raw Sex, and then Jennifers new nose arrives.

4 - The Extras at the Beeb with June Witfield.

5 - Jennifers new face after surgery - Lulu sings The Man Who Sold The World.

6 - That's Hollywood!

7 - Dawn & Jennifer end the show thanking people involved in making it and proceed to sing 'Memories' while Raw Sex dance in the background dressed as clowns.

End of Series Two.