: Written by and starring --> Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Raw Sex --> Simon Brint and Roland Rivron.
: Kirsty MacColl
Episode 1 :
March 1988. Guest starring Joan Bakewell and Squeeze.
1 - At home Part 1 - "Most of my
leg bones have fallen out."
2 - Dance Quickie - Shakin' all
3 - At home Part 2 - "Have you brought
4 - Dance Quickie - Shout!
5 - Teenagers Contraception talk
at the bus stop.
6 - 8535937 - Song by Squeeze.
7 - At home Part 3 - Merle Oberon talk
and Raw Sex advert.
8 - At home Part 4 - Dawn sings Madonna
and they both sing the song from 'The Snowman'
9 - Murial and Maddy - Artists profile
with Joan Bakewell.
10 - Dance Quickie - Gary Glitter.
Episode 2 :
broadcast 11 March 1988. Guest starring Toyah Wilcox and Steve O'Donnell.
1 - French & Saunders Cable - Breakfast
TV, including Thumper the rabbits death and the weather.
2 - Fat Blokes - Watching Miss World.
3 - French & Saunders Cable - Celebrity
Joke by Dawn French about potatos.
4 - Raw Sex music spot.
5 - Chaimber maids.
6 - The extras on a Toyah Wilcox video
7 - French & Saunders Cable - Chat
show. "Heated and balanced debate."
8 - Prima Ballerinas - "A dancers feet
is her tool."
9 - French & Saunders Cable - Alexandra
Palace -> Credits.
Episode 3 :
broadcast 18th March 1988. Guest starring Helen Lederer and Kirsty MacColl.
1 - French & Saunders Removals -
Part 1 - "You want us to move everything from this flat sir?!"
2 - Fred and Friends - Katharine Hepburn
and Ginger Rogers.
3 - French & Saunders Removals -
Part 2 - Packing skills.
4 - Posh women in fur - "Your coat is
5 - Kirsty MacColl song with Raw Sex.
6 - Body Builders - Presented by Mavis
7 - French & Saunders Removals -
Moving the sofa. "Oh my god the man is back!!"
8 - Jackie and Lianne - Holiday plans/packing.
9 - The Farton Sisters Show - A song
about love. With Helen Lederer.
10 - Credits --> French & Saunders
Removals "Only cost us 22 grand" and finally a shot of two builders yelling at men as they pass...
Episode 4 :
broadcast 25th March 1988. Guest starring Ben Elton.
1 - Coming up on French & Saunders.
With Ben Elton for a few seconds.
2 - Raw Sex Pet Shop Boys Spoof.
3 - School Geography Trip. "We're sitting
at the back right!"
4 - The London Experience.
5 - Fat Blokes in the Pub.
6 - At Home - Learning Italian and then
7 - School Girls - Giant Buiscuit.
8 - At Home - Learning French.
9 - School Girls - Playground fight.
10 - At Home - Learning Japanese.
11 - Cat Food Advert with Cat supplied
by Star Pets and Helped by May. --> Credits
Episode 5 :
broadcast 8th April 1988. Guest starring Adrian Edmondson, Lenny Henry
and The Proclaimers.
1 - Pot-Holers Part 1 - Guide Rope.
2 - Young Sportswomen of the year winners.
3 - Pot-Holers Part 2 - 300 miles into
the earths core.
4 - The Proclaimers.
5 - Dorrena Pethabridge - Mother of Elvis'
love children : Elvine and Elvesse.
6 - Pot-Holers Part 3 - No Guide Rope.
7 - Raw Sex.
8 - Dinner Party - "Sauce is on its way Sue!" with Ade and Lenny.
9 - Pot-Holers Part 4 - Photographic Records.
10 - Raw Sex.
6 : broadcast 15th April 1988. Guest starring Robbie Coultrane, Lulu and
1 - Jennifers facial
surgery by Dr. French.
2 - Dawny Seymours guide to a romantic life.
3 - Jennifers surgery - Bed pan moment, then a musical number by Raw Sex, and
then Jennifers new nose arrives.
4 - The Extras at the Beeb with June Witfield.
5 - Jennifers new face after surgery - Lulu sings The Man Who Sold The World.
6 - That's Hollywood!
7 - Dawn & Jennifer end the show thanking people involved in making it
and proceed to sing 'Memories' while Raw Sex dance in the background dressed as clowns.
End of Series Two.